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Does Rich wail? Are you joking? I could make up a story about how Rich came into this world wailing like a baby, except WAY harder and louder and every nurse and doctor felt compelled to boogie--but I won't. The truth is even better. Mrs. Rich's mom actually passed a guitar and Rich came right behind grinding white hot lixx. They played the footage on XMTV in heavy rotation.
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With Rich around there is no need for rose-colored glasses.

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Toys No Child Could Love #5: The Collector
Nintendo Errata
Makin' the Game: Mr. Belvedere
Arch-Nemesis
We Genies!
Toys No Child Could Love #4: Orko
Weapons of Mass Destruction (Are Radical)
Launch Day Survival Guide
Toys No Child Could Love #3: Rancor Keeper
Under Construction
Paths of Glory, Book 2: The Tesla Connection
Tugging at My Heart Search Strings
Toys No Child Could Love #2: Baxter Stockman
Born on the Fourth of Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic
Sweeping the Nation
Soon to be a Major Motion Picture Starring Chuck Norris and Jonathan Brandis
Casting About
Tetris: The Movie
Toys No Child Could Love: Soundwave
Paths of Glory: The Wizard's Tower
Total Party Animal
Open for Business
Pop Horror, or Daddy Frightfest
Corporation Games - A Tribute to Starship
Abbot and Costello Meet Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic in 3-D!
Nickname
Theme Song for Joey
Bride of Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic
Leonardo DaBiz-ay
Gettin' Laid
A Totally Tubular Advice Column
Defining Characteristic
Revenge of Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic
A Bier & A Cosmo
Son of Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic
Pirates!
The Biggest Lie I Can Think Of
Liviní with Lil John
Your Favorite Terrible Stand-Up Comic Returns
Chick Flick
World Secret Crush Championships 2005
An Imaginary Interview with David Coverdale
Jumping on the Bandwagon
The Super-Villainís Dilemma (Part I of II)
Gonna Have a TV Party Tonight
What It Means To Wail
Coming to a Brick Wall and a Spotlight Near You