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Jim is way better at Halo 2 than most professional soldiers. If you don't want to learn about getting wailed on with dual-needler/melee/plasma grenade ultra-combos then stay outside in the sunshine and exercise or something. You could probably approximate Jim's level of Xpertise at whatever it is you're doing by doing it exactly the same except jumping up with one foot kicked forward, the other back, and drinking a Mountain Dew.

Humpty wailed so hard he fell off of a wall!

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