Newest - Highway to Hell - DREEEEEEW!
When Drew is ampin' up to wail and flail get out of the red zone. It's actually pretty good advice just to stay out of his way altogther because Drewbie hates wankstas. You might be able to take him with a hefty group of armored cavalry--if you could even see past his blinding array of kung-fu postures. Don't play with fire.

Formal yet comfortable. The newest addition to the McEleney collection.

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