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A Response to Band Names
Drew! That's right, I'm calling you out. You told folks that if they were
starting a band they should consider some of your radical names.
What with the proliferation of band-based video games flooding the public conscious
there is a greater need for band names than ever! And if someone needs a name, well
Drew, I'm sorry to say that they should use my names. The music biz is rough and
tumble and I'm gunning for your spot!
Let's just start off with some clear-cut awesome band names:
Coke Machine Zeros
It's got angst, cool colors and as a bonus
you support taste infringement which sticks it to the man.
Face it--the naughts are the age of the
geek, plain and simple. And no one is geekier than your 20-something
nerd burgers that go to bed early and don't drink five nights a week
because the hang over isn't worth it. We're an army and we need a band
to lead us to progressive-rock-soundtracks-heaven.
No explanation needed, it's just the essense of being in a band.
Your band name doesn't always have to communicate so much information. After
much scientific study it is clear that people like band names with hidden meaning
so they can show other people how much cooler they are than that other person when
that other person doesn't know what the band name means and they do. If you know
what all of these band names mean, then you are probably a way-cool 20-something
- A) Barrel-Chested Mayors
- B) I'm Not Dinah
- C) Marrying Lorraine Someday
Answer Key (if you read this answer key you are probably uncool)
A) Reference to Mike Haggar of Final Fight. B) Line from Dead Man on Campus.
C) Reference to Biff's ridiculous plan to make a girl marry him by force in Back to the Future.
If you are feeling sort of evil, maniacal, and/or white you could always go with an 80's movie
Sometimes band names defy explanation. Sorry Dad, you just don't get it.
- Evil CEO
- Shotgun Betrayal
- I. K. T. M. (I'll Kill Them Myself)
Undoubtedly you are reeling from the overwhelming breadth of possibilities I have
just unleashed upon you like standing in front of 10-foot mega-speakers while
someone shreds the Free Bird solo in your face. It's ok, it takes time to digest.
So take a moment to relax and free your mind before I present the best band names
I could think of.
- Bed-Ridden Love
- God Plays Troll
- Jugless Gamers
- Kitten Patrol
- Casual Suggestion
- 13 PoWn3rz
...and stare at this awesome angel sword.
The Best Band Names I Can Think Of:
That's it! If you've got the world's most awesome band name ever you should probably
post it on our message boards
in this thread
right away before someone steals the idea--again, it's
the nature of the music industry beast. Until next time, friends.
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