Newest - Highway to Hell - DREEEEEEW!
By Drew McEleney
Many moons ago the business world came up with a clever way of allowing two people quickly exchange
essential contact information. You may have guessed that this practice is mainly geared toward furthering
business goals by advertising yourself in a community of peers but this is not the case.
The first business card printed on the first piece of papyrus in ancient Egypt was not used for
business but rather to pick up a lady at a bar on the banks of the Nile. Little has changed in the
1000s of years since that fateful pickup attempt.
Today young professionals graduate from college and sell their soul to the corporate world for
business cards. This is like the currency of the real world ... ok the currency of the real world is
well - currency but stick with me. For every business card given out for a legitimate business reason,
10 are passed out to members of the opposite sex on the off chance that the special someone in
question will think that “Waste Management Supervisor” means something more than “Garbage man.”
The card emits an awesome wailing sound.
This brings us to the natural extension of web site promotion and more importantly hitting on women
under the guise of web site promotion. For this reason we are proud to present you ladies (and yes dudes
if we still have any left at the end of a hard night’s drinking) with the most kick-ass outta this world
fantastic business card created to date. The Xtremewailing.com business card is now available via direct
contact with Rich, Jim, or Me.
If you are one of the lucky few that receives one of these limited edition babies consider yourself
blessed because it means you totally wail and / or are a moderately attractive woman. There are only 1,000
to go around so get them while they are hot.